(Chinese) New Years Whispers

To celebrate the new year Linda, Helen and I along with others went to the YSA dance @ HYDE PARK (London)...
...the best line of the evening was just after 12pm last night. I needed the loo.
I told Dave Kenchington and James Crier that I was going for the first 'poo' of the year.
When they followed me to the bathroom door they then realised that I had said 'poo' and not 'pull'.

(Post Mission, Vol. I, p54)